Atlanta: Another Fake Hate Crime

BE SURE TO watch the Neolithic Fossil League, goyim! What could be more exciting than two packs of identical tar creatures bumping into each other and sometimes even making their fellow coal creatures “hurry?” Then you can watch the super orcs stand around doing nothing while we lecture you on Thought Crime and present endless kosher commercials pushing sodomy, miscegenation and national suicide more than any actual product. Unfortunately, “racism” is still a huge problem here in the North American Bodega. Consider this shocking tale of “Hey Negro…watcha doin?!?” when imaginary haters preyed upon a Botswana Ball animal so moronic that it was caught before we could even begin the red-faced outrage followed by grim promises to catch and severely punish the evil pale criminals.

A man trashed his pizza restaurant and ice cream shop near Atlanta to fake a racially motivated burglary so he could file an insurance claim, police said.

Another phony hate crime to throw on the pile with all the others. This time the motive was “muh chedda” in addition to the usual goal of provoking anti-White sentiment, what a fun novelty. The default assumption with these incidents should be they’re fake until proven otherwise, but we’ve got Negroes to appease and Jews to bow down before. It could have been real, this is all that matters. White Man Bad.

CBS Atlanta affiliate WGCL-TV reports the 31-year-old suspect, Edawn Louis Coughman, played for several NFL teams from 2012-2016, last suiting up for the Arizona Cardinals.

Wow, what a hero. Imagine the amazing “tugs” it scored, let’s not punish this dangerous inferior.

Gwinnett County police officers responded just before 9:30 p.m. Wednesday after a 911 call reporting a man damaging the businesses, according to a Friday news release. The caller said the man was driving a black Chevrolet Silverado without a license plate.

That must have been a car full of “racist” Whites. They vandalized this well-behaved Negro’s business because of the color of his skin. You don’t agree, Holmes? Really?

Officers stopped a truck matching that description as it was leaving the shopping center and noticed televisions attached to brackets with damaged drywall in the back, the release says. They learned the driver, 31-year-old Edawn Louis Coughman, owned the businesses.

A back door of one of the businesses had yellow pry marks, and officers saw swastikas, “MAGA” and racial slurs on the walls inside in what appeared to be fresh black spray paint, the release said.

The “Nazis” declare their support for a Jew puppet and make one of the most pathetic swastikas I’ve seen since, well, the last phony hate crime. We need to make White nationalism illegal.

Coughman told officers he noticed the damage and theft earlier in the day and called his insurance company but not police. Officers concluded the damage hadn’t actually happened earlier in the day and arrested Coughman on charges of false report of a crime, insurance fraud and concealing a license plate.

90 I.Q. “five oh” are not about to be fooled by the amazing Negro Manhattan Project created by a 70 I.Q. Eritrea Eggball monster.

After getting a search warrant for Coughman’s truck, officers searched it Thursday afternoon and found a yellow crowbar and cans of black spray paint.

Even intelligence testing isn’t as “racist” as physical evidence.

Police said it appears Coughman planned to make it look like a hate crime had been committed and to file an insurance claim while also selling the undamaged electronics and appliances.

Yeah. I think you might be right!

WGCL-TV reports in addition to playing in the NFL, Coughman also played in the Canadian Football League. He attended Tri-Cities High School in East Point, Georgia.

A real credit to its race, the human race.

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Source: Modern Heretic