The pathetic self-hate of the old American elite started early, as this 1980 satire makes clear. by Cholly Bilderberger BOOK-IN-SEARCH-OF-AN-AUTHOR (AND A PUBLISHER): Scion of a leading family somewhere on the Eastern Seaboard, Bannister Trumbull is troubled through his years at Groton and Harvard…

by Cholly Bilderberger (1980) A MUSICAL-YOU’VE-ALWAYS-WANTED-TO-SEE-BUT-HAVE-DESPAIRED-OF-FINDING-ON-BROADWAY: “Goldburgle!”, a tender allegory on the racial issue. Excitingly contemporary but with some very novel twists, this is the wonderfully real story of the…

MOUNTAIN VIEW, CA—In a darkened room labeled “101” deep within Google’s Mountain View headquarters, an outed non-leftist White male employee was forced to say there are more than two genders after a long period of torture. The man was tortured for hours, arguing the objective reality of two…

“Differently Intelligent children are just as good as any other children. The failure to appreciate this is merely a form of intellectual racism. If Differently Intelligent children don’t measure up, then it is time to change the yardstick.” — Stephen Jay Goldfinger, Biologist,…

FORMER WINNER of East Germany’s Miss Universe Contest, now single, is looking for the far-right man. Are you that lucky man? Find out with eHarmony! That’s “e” for ethnic! (ILLUSTRATION: Anetta Kahane claims she has both the moral and the aesthetic fibre to ensure that…

by David Sims BEHOLD, Cadimella — Uganda’s “space satellite.” No. Not really. Like all other Black African aerospace achievements, Cadimella is a hoax. It’s an aluminum box, decorated with lights and strips of gadgetry that were probably bought online from Europe,…

WHITES ARE the only race on the planet concerned with justice, the rights of others, compassion toward the downtrodden and ideals higher than myopic self-interest. We have been endlessly patient and generous toward worthless and violent monsters who reward this national suicide with cities on fire,…

by H. Millard PERHAPS WE have a lesson to learn from the Hass avocado, Grasshopper; and about the mutant-hating bastards who are trying to kill us all off. In the 1920s, Rudolph Hass planted some seedling avocado trees that he thought were all of the Lyon variety. One of the trees turned out to be different.…

EDITOR’S (tongue-in-cheek) NOTE: Authorities were amazed to discover that the children had stolen (and then misplaced) not only the personal artifacts mentioned in the media, but had actually made off with all documentation and physical evidence of the Holocaust, including the gas chambers…

Do Whites have a brain abnormality that “makes them hate”? by Raymond Martin DR. MORTIMER I. Friedman thinks he is onto something. His colleagues say he has long had a history of toying with controversial ideas but now it seems that Friedman has proposed a hypothesis that may get him into…