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by Cholly Bilderberger (1980) DR. THOMAS BRADFORD SALTONSTALL, head of the Greater Pri­mates Training Center, at Stanford University, has finally an­nounced the imminent publication of Primates and Prejudice, and it is evidently the blockbuster which the scientific world has been awaiting for…
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Humor

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by Survive the Jive IN THE MUSIC VIDEO for “Merry Christmas Everyone” by Welsh rock ‘n’ roll singer Shakin Stevens we see a clear example of the dormant Jungian Odinic archetype manifesting in popular culture. It begins with a towheaded Anglo-Saxon child boarding an aeroplane and flying to Hyperborea…
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HumorNews

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IT IS YOUR DUTY as a good little Judeo-Christian to absorb whatever the representatives of the first portion of this bizarre hyphenated idea decide to inflict on you, up to and including your own suicide. After all, you want to do some sort of nebulous “right thing,” an amorphous imperative…
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EVERYTHING GETS better when you add genetic aliens who carry foreign DNA not found in any other race. This is the secret ingredient in your successful multi-culti and you can rest assured that these dusky humanoids will quickly become a better [your nationality] than you almost immediately after they…
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FictionHumor

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FOR MANY YEARS I’ve been troubled by the recipients of the Nobel Peace Prize. It seems to me that you had a head start by having the blood of thousands on your hands. Think Kissinger, Begin, Arafat . . . and not forgetting President Obomber herself  himself. Following a period of profound reflection,…
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FictionHumor

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The pathetic self-hate of the old American elite started early, as this 1980 satire makes clear. by Cholly Bilderberger BOOK-IN-SEARCH-OF-AN-AUTHOR (AND A PUBLISHER): Scion of a leading family somewhere on the Eastern Seaboard, Bannister Trumbull is troubled through his years at Groton and Harvard…
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Classic EssaysHumor

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by Cholly Bilderberger (1980) A MUSICAL-YOU’VE-ALWAYS-WANTED-TO-SEE-BUT-HAVE-DESPAIRED-OF-FINDING-ON-BROADWAY: “Goldburgle!”, a tender allegory on the racial issue. Excitingly contemporary but with some very novel twists, this is the wonderfully real story of the…
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FictionHumor

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MOUNTAIN VIEW, CA—In a darkened room labeled “101” deep within Google’s Mountain View headquarters, an outed non-leftist White male employee was forced to say there are more than two genders after a long period of torture. The man was tortured for hours, arguing the objective reality of two genders,…
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Classic EssaysHumor

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“Differently Intelligent children are just as good as any other children. The failure to appreciate this is merely a form of intellectual racism. If Differently Intelligent children don’t measure up, then it is time to change the yardstick.” — Stephen Jay Goldfinger, Biologist,…
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EssaysHumor

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FORMER WINNER of East Germany’s Miss Universe Contest, now single, is looking for the far-right man. Are you that lucky man? Find out with eHarmony! That’s “e” for ethnic! (ILLUSTRATION: Anetta Kahane claims she has both the moral and the aesthetic fibre to ensure that…
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