The Wall: Such a Really, Really Big Success
IT’S REALLY NICE to have that big, beautiful wall that Mexico paid for protecting us from foreign looters. Wait, it didn’t get built? Well, that’s a disappointment, I have to say. On the other hand, we did dump 100 billion in Federal Reserve kosher counterfeit down the Negro sewer and we’re really standing up for our best friend in the entire world, Israel. I can see why those actions, plus releasing criminal Negroes from prison and starting a war with Iran for the Jew, would have to take precedence over basic self-defense for your rapidly dying homeland. We’ll give the drug cartels and welfare colonists one year and if they haven’t started behaving themselves by then we’ll have no choice but to make the same empty blowhard remarks, followed by absolutely nothing.
ICE has already released 168,000 illegal immigrant family members into the U.S. this fiscal year, and the number is likely to surge as the border situation deteriorates, a top deportation official told Congress on Wednesday.
It’s hard to imagine a Loser Party gasbag failing more miserably on keeping the most important promises. Not only is our border still completely open, but we’re now seeing record levels of foreign invasion. Come on in, racial inferiors! We’re going to need a lot more unskilled criminal idiots to work in all those factories we should be getting. It’s still 1981, everything is fine, I don’t even know what automation is, we’ll get them voting cuckservative. I am now a verbally incontinent reimagining of Jeb Bush. Turn loose the mud flood. It’s time to die.
According to the results of a pilot program, a staggering 87% of released families are skipping their court hearings, leaving judges to order them deported in absentia — and the government is ill-equipped to track them down.
Illegal non-White invaders breaking our laws? Who would have guessed? We’ll put you on the honor system, Mr. Burrito. Be sure to take your unwashed brown self to the court hearing so we can use our staggering wisdom to evaluate your right to plunder my dead gay country. We won’t be able to find you if you just skip it, so don’t forget to show up with your family of fifty, okay?
“Family units are not appearing in great numbers,” said Nathalie R. Asher, the acting chief of U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement’s deportation branch.
It’s really something, oh wow. Well, back to climbing into the demographic grave, I guess.
She revealed the numbers to senators Wednesday during a high-stakes hearing in which she and other immigration officials pleaded with Congress for more money and more legal tools to try to stop the surge of illegal immigrants.
Please help us, swamp! Sorry, we need all the shekels for the “African-American,” our great ally Israel and the coming war in Iran. You’re on your own against the mudslide.
Nearly 110,000 were nabbed at the southwestern border in April, including nearly 100,000 caught by the Border Patrol trying to sneak into the U.S.
Look at all these future cucksuckratives. This is really bad news for “Dems.” We’ll get ’em voting for Marco Rubio.
The other 10,000 were encountered when they showed up at ports of entry demanding to be let in, despite lacking permission.
Considering how rapidly the rule of law is collapsing, it was worth a try. Just demand, in a foreign language, your right to despoil a nation that lost its mind and soul.
That total is the highest in more than a decade.
The winning really needs to stop.
That surge is being fueled by lax U.S. policies, and particularly a court ruling in 2015 that illegal immigrant parents who travel with children must be released within 20 days.
At least the overcooked motormouth can blame Barack Hussein Fetchit’s policies for his own impotent cowardice. It wasn’t your fault; no sane person expects the most powerful man in America to actually get anything done that doesn’t involve swearing undying fealty to our real ruler, the Jew.
That is too little time to complete a court case, meaning the government has no choice but to set the families free on the vain hope that they return for deportation hearings.
Muh vain hopes. Maybe Pablo will deport itself once it realizes the delicious eyes of our national corpse were already eaten by other scavengers.
A staggering 1% of the populations of Guatemala and Honduras have made the journey north to the U.S. and jumped the border in just the past seven months, acting Homeland Security Secretary Kevin McAleenan said this week.
We’re moving in the entire population of Honduras. Everything is fine. Watch your Negro ball, go to your sodomite disco. There’s still plenty of drugs being pushed by good “non-violent” family men and all the liberating Semitic anal destruction pornography you could ever want. We’re doing great.
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Source: Modern Heretic