Not Just Numbers

WE NEED a lot more foreign invasion from impoverished nations with no tradition of democracy or even basic civility. “More Somalis for Montana!” is one of the least controversial statements an elected criminal can make and we all know we benefit greatly from an open southern border and the la-teen-oh invasion. Real genuine burritos and loud fiestas at all hours represent the best they have to offer, while the occasional rape, murder or moy macho drunk driving can be safely memory holed because there’s sports on the talmudvision and kosher pornography on the computer. We all know that “diversity” is a strength and unskilled and unwashed alien elements are the key to success in an increasingly technology-driven muh economy. If it means preventable crimes committed by worthless animals that shouldn’t be in our country, so be it. (ILLUSTRATION: Worthless tar monster killed a White woman after being released by ICE.)

Homeland Security has made some gains in detaining criminal aliens but still released into the community nearly 20,000 immigrants last year who’d already been convicted of crimes — including hundreds charged with sexual assault, kidnapping or homicide — according to figures sent to Congress this week.

Who could have predicted that President Soetoro’s genius plan of ignoring the flood of mud across an undefended border and encouraging it at every turn would lead to this. 20,000 criminal scum on the loose and those are just the ones they’re willing to admit to. The U.S.S.A. continues its fundamental transformation into third world hell: no borders, no rule of law, foreign criminals released to target more victims, inept and highly corrupt authorities and an apathetic populace.

Between them the aliens notched a total of 64,000 crimes, including 12,307 drunken driving convictions, 1,728 cases of assault, 216 kidnappings and more than 200 homicide or manslaughter convictions, U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) told the House Committee on Oversight and Government Reform ahead of a hearing Thursday.

On the other hand no person is illegal and borders are “racist” and we killed injun terrorists back in the distant past and think of all the amazing food…

“These are not just numbers. These are individuals in this country illegally who were arrested, prosecuted and convicted. But instead of removing these criminals, ICE put them back on American streets,” said Oversight Chairman Jason Chaffetz.

Please remember we have laws and they exist for a reason, Federal Government. 

One of those released by ICE in 2015, Haitian illegal immigrant Jean Jacques, would go on to kill a young woman in Connecticut just months later, stabbing Casey Chadwick to death.

I’m sure you remember the national news coverage, the massive outrage, the speeches from the mulatto queer, the call for new laws to prevent this from ever happening again, etc. Or maybe it was a hush crime that got the memory hole treatment, that might have actually been the case.

Jacques had previously served time for attempted murder and was supposed to have been deported after that. But ICE officials said he wouldn’t produce documents proving his identity, and Haiti refused to accept him without those documents.

Well, I guess your hands are tied, then. If a country as responsible, morally upright and powerful as Haiti tells you “no” you just have to accept it. What could we have possibly done?

About half of those released in 2015 were ordered set free on bond by immigration judges — folks over whom ICE says it has no control.

Those well-meaning “folks” on “g*d’s green earth.” Turn this murderous 60 I.Q. monster loose, you’re darn tooting.

Another 2,000 were released to comply with a 2001 Supreme Court decision putting a six-month cap on how long immigrants can be held in detention absent extenuating circumstances.

Another excellent decision from the final arbiters of the law. Good thing we voted Loser Party so that “conservative” justices would be appointed!

But in more than 7,000 cases, ICE said the releases were done at its own discretion. Those are the cases that most irk lawmakers, who wonder why anyone with a criminal conviction on his or her record is allowed to walk back into the community.

Yeah, it is a little annoying that murderous foreign invaders who violated our national sovereignty and are targeting our women are being released to cause more havoc by an incompetent and evil government agency. I’m definitely mildly distracted by this.

ICE insists it still takes steps to keep tabs on the criminals it releases, including using electronic monitoring or requiring them to regularly check in with immigration officers to make sure they’re keeping their noses clean.

The Honor System will stop the raping and killing by genetic aliens.

Immigrant rights advocates say immigrants break the law at a lower rate than the native-born, and accuse Republicans of tarring the whole community for the actions of a few.

Those who favor a crackdown, however, say it’s impossible to excuse illegal immigrants who commit crimes, since, if the government did its job, they never would have been in the country to commit those crimes in the first place.

I mean, I’m just sayin’. I’m certainly not “raciss” or “xenophobic” or anything, it’s just, you know, they’re kinda breaking the law and all.

The issue exploded onto front pages last summer with the death of Kathryn Steinle, who was shot while walking the San Francisco waterfront with her father. The illegal immigrant charged with her killing had been repeatedly deported but had snuck back into the U.S. and was free under San Francisco’s sanctuary city policy.