Government Warns that with Elon Owning Twitter, Jews Will Only Control 97% of Media
WASHINGTON, D.C. — The White House issued a dire warning this week, reminding the nation that Elon’s continued ownership of Twitter means that Jews now only control 97% of the media, ominously down from 97.5% previously.
“We can’t overstate how dangerous this is,” said homosexual Black Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre. “Yes, Jews still directly or indirectly control Facebook, Google, Apple, Instagram, YouTube, ABC, NBC, CBS, CNN, MSNBC, The Washington Post, The New York Times, Hollywood, TIME, USAToday, The Wall Street Journal, and pretty much all the rest, but not Twitter. This is dangerous to democracy.”
The entire intelligence community at the CIA, FBI, and NSA concurred with the warning, stating that “Elon’s ownership of Twitter leaves America vulnerable to dangerous opinions that Jews do not approve of.” Leaders with the agencies are recommending immediate investigations to bring down the Twitter CEO provided their planned drone strike doesn’t work first.
“Democracy is at stake,” said all the agency leaders in a shared statement in which they all recited the words simultaneously in a robotic monotone. “We must do something. Democracy is at stake.”
At publishing time, several Jewish watchdog groups had underscored the warning, pointing to a 128% increase in exposure to unapproved opinions since Musk’s Twitter purchase.
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Source: unredacted version of a story based on a piece on The Babylon Bee
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“We can’t overstate how dangerous this is,” said homosexual Black Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre. “Yes, Jews still directly or indirectly control Facebook, Google, Apple, Instagram, YouTube, ABC, NBC, CBS, CNN, MSNBC, The Washington Post, The New York Times, Hollywood, TIME, USAToday, The Wall Street Journal, and pretty much all the rest, but not Twitter. This is dangerous to democracy.”
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I can’t look at that current Press Secretary without recalling the alleged statement by an American Vice President around a century ago, I forget which one, when he commented about Haitians (paraphrasing): “Imagine that, niggers speaking French.”
That’s a pretty good partial list she burped of Jew-controlled big tech and mainstream news and entertainment media.
Wow. The Bee is getting spicy if they’re willing to drop j-bombs like that. They’ve been the epitome of milquetoast conservative for as long as I can remember.
Musk with his Boss.- Maxwell Photo Backup https://tinyurl.com/2yye9mjx
The JWO file : https://tinyurl.com/2xvsrwx6
Woah woah is that photo shopped?? He is in with G Maxwell? Every time I pick up my phone I see something that I have to sit and think on.. I am still learning about this Jew owned world & it just keeps getting deeper and deeper…
Merry Chrismas, White American, European brothers, I wish you to survive, and to stay cheered-up inspite this insanity around us. I wish you can enjoy your lifes and have a lots of love for spite Jewish pedophile elites. Heil Hitler \o