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BACK IN JUNE I discussed the amazing story of a Liberia Ball Negro whose attempt at “dating” went horribly wrong. Instead of snow hoes, it blundered upon a cross-dressing sodomite freakazoid and the tar creature was not happy when the deception was finally revealed. A mentally defective degenerate who thought the anus was a sex organ was battered into sugar candy mountain by a creature straight from a nightmare — and the kosher system that must simultaneously promote “butt play” and the Negro as your g*d didn’t know how to respond. Jump forward a few months and here we are, with the dusky Mister Touchdown preparing to face the “racist” justice system that routinely gives much harsher sentences to the “African-American” for the exact same crimes. The showdown between Afromania, the sodomite agenda and the eroding rule of law is finally here and we’re fortunate to get to witness this incredible convergence of Jew-promoted spiritual leprosy and cultural rot. 

The second-degree-murder charge against suspended Virginia Tech football player Isimemen Etute was certified by a Montgomery County judge to a grand jury Thursday morning.

This is a clear example of an innocent good boy being persecuted for the color of its skin. On the other hand, it must be severely punished for attacking our national sacrament of buggery. On the third hand, punishing brown aliens for crimes is “racist” and wrong. But orally pleasuring a Rwanda Rugby groid while crudely disguised as a parody of a woman is “love” and a brave and noble act of courage. It’s time for my head to explode from all the cognitive dissonance. 

Etute appeared in court for a preliminary hearing on Thursday, Sept. 23 in connection with the death of 40-year-old Jerry Paul Smith of Blacksburg on May 31.

“Blacksburg.” You’re not kidding.

Make sure to wear your face diaper to save us from a deadly virus.

The Commonwealth called three detectives of the Blacksburg Police Department to the testify about the homicide investigation, such as the description of the crime scene, the process of identifying the victim after he sustained such trauma to his face and neck, and the interview with Etute.

Gott damm, he/she gawt awl swole awp. Our nation-shaped sewer has never been healthier. Barkevious beat the brakes off a man who got aroused by human, or in this case animal, waste. Taste the rainbow, mudda fudda.

According to investigators, Etute and Smith — or rather Etute and “Angie,” the woman Smith had been posing as — matched on Tinder on April 10 and had a consensual sexual encounter that day in Smith’s apartment.

Sheeet, eye bee giddin awl duh wite beeches. Diss “Angie” bee juan fyne azz motah scootah.

However, on May 31, police say Etute went to Smith’s apartment with two friends to determine whether Smith was a man or a woman, but the apartment was minimally lit and Smith was concealing his face.

Gentlemen, I propose we combine our impressive intellects to determine the sex of my current fornication vector. Regrettably, the ambient light is quite feeble in my mouth masturbation pleasure palace and the visage of my paramour is obscured. Can Sherlock Homeboy and the ghetto irregulars solve The Case of the Oscar Mayer Wiener? Stay tuned! 

However, security cameras show that the other two people stayed outside the apartment and that Etute was the only one who went inside with Smith.

Stay out here, Watson. Be ready to perform the Jesse Owens Act.

After Etute discovered that Smith was indeed a man, Etute reportedly punched him multiple times and Smith fell to the floor.

My suspicions have been confirmed. Time for completely one-sided fisticuffs. 

When asked if Etute stomped on Smith — as the prosecution previously alleged — the detective said that Etute told him he was stepping over Smith and accidentally stepped on him in his “slide shoes.”

Muh “Air Force Ones” performed an emergency landing on the face of a confirmed bachelor.

After the defense asked one of the detectives whether Etute knew what happened to Smith after he left the apartment, the detective said that Etute started crying, breaking down both physically and emotionally upon hearing about Smith’s death.

A 65 I.Q. monster tried to approximate human emotions. It was all busted up. No more making other coal creatures “hurry” on the Sudan Soccer field; I’m breaking down.

During the hearing, the defense asked to drop the second-degree-murder charge and downgrade it to voluntary manslaughter, but the prosecution said there was no evidence for such a charge. In the end, the judge overruled the defense’s motion and decided that the murder charge will proceed to the grand jury.

This is the worst “racism” I’ve ever seen. This is little more than a lynching. We need to get rid of police and laws.

Smith’s family friend, Rebecca Snavely, described Smith’s death as “premeditated,” saying that “because Etute plays for Tech, they’re [referencing Etute and the two friends who went to Smith’s apartment with him] going to get away with it.”

I don’t know where a “student athlete” would get a crazy idea like that, especially living in a White supremacist nation where innocent “blatts” are routinely given comically severe sentences for minor offenses by “racist” kkkorts.

Emotions escalated both during and after the hearing, with one of Smith’s supporters storming out of the courtroom during the proceedings. Then, after the hearing, a family friend of Smith yelled, “he did not deserve to die,” as Etute and his family were leaving. 

That’s certainly debatable.

Bloated Fag Hag yells at groids.

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Source: Modern Heretic

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Logical Extremist
Logical Extremist
27 September, 2021 9:08 am

This was an impossible read. I’m unsure why anyone would think this level of irony and sarcasm in every sentence is anything but insufferable. A quip here and there is fine as a poke at being black, but this is a mess.

Zemma
Zemma
Reply to  Logical Extremist
28 September, 2021 12:53 am

I will have to agree. Even after taking it as an entertainment read after all the serious stuff, I couldn’t take this seriously.

Kevin Alfred Strom
Kevin Alfred Strom
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Reply to  Zemma
30 September, 2021 8:45 am

Modern Heretic may deal with very distasteful subjects, but these subjects are a direct result of what the Jews are pushing in our faces every day. No one takes appropriate notice of these things better than Modern Heretic. He may lapse into unnecessary crudity from time to time, and our editors sometimes have to take a few things out for that reason, but he has given us absolute genius-level mocking and derision of the Jewish agenda, and that is why he will continue to be published here.

Zemma
Zemma
Reply to  Kevin Alfred Strom
30 September, 2021 2:17 pm

I see. I’ll give it deeper attention than simple entertainment purposes then

Sethmoto101
Sethmoto101
Reply to  Kevin Alfred Strom
30 September, 2021 11:11 pm

Blacksburg VA is a wonderful community, for VA that is, over 80% White (next groups is “Asian” at 9%). Etute the macoute was a VT import only because he could play fuhball.

Douglas Mercer
Douglas Mercer
Reply to  Kevin Alfred Strom
1 October, 2021 4:09 pm

Modern Heretic has been ripping the bark off our enemies for quite some time now. He realizes that so out of whack and out of joint is the world we inherited that neither sober analysis nor careful exposition is going to cut it anymore; only relentless, withering, and merciless mockery will do.

Zemma
Zemma
Reply to  Douglas Mercer
5 October, 2021 1:48 pm

I see it now… attacking needs to be done at some point after all. Intelligent communication only works between us, no offense would be made if they can’t even understand. To reach the target we need to adjust the aim.

Douglas Mercer
Douglas Mercer
Reply to  Zemma
6 October, 2021 1:13 am

I think that’s right. All kinds of writing are important for us, but the kind of take no prisoners and give no quarter onslaught used by Modern Heretic is perhaps the only thing that can give voice to the full measure of our contempt.

anonymous
anonymous
Reply to  Logical Extremist
1 October, 2021 10:18 pm

You might accidentally have missed the statement about a “Bloated Fag Hag” who seems to have very white pigmentation.
Why aren’t you defending both sides I wonder?

Logical Extremist
Logical Extremist
Reply to  anonymous
2 October, 2021 11:02 am

I’m not sure I am defending any “side” and I have no idea what his or your point of the fag hag is supposed to be. I went through lengthy debate over this article on a different site so it seems like a dead horse. I guess it comes down to different strokes different folks. People like different styles of prose and this just isn’t my cup of tea yet it seems other people enjoy it and they are people I enjoy. So, I guess there’s value in that.

anonymous
anonymous
Reply to  Logical Extremist
4 October, 2021 10:48 pm

Since you “have no idea”, i’ll explain it to you in layman’s language.
The author is actually expressing an opinion on poorly evolved bi-pods (on both sides of the color spectrum), who appear to have overwhelmed our once pristine, fairly disciplined society and are continually being used by the traditional enemies of truth as cannon fodder, to poison whatever is left of our society’s integrity.
I hope it makes our point clearer in terms of “obtaining an idea”….

AnonymousJoe
AnonymousJoe
Reply to  Logical Extremist
3 October, 2021 5:57 am

Agreed. Maybe if enough of us remark on it, whoever wrote this won’t do it again!

Logical Extremist
Logical Extremist
Reply to  AnonymousJoe
5 October, 2021 12:14 pm

All I can say is take it up with the editor. I have said my piece and if I sounded off anymore I would be creating in fighting. About all I can otherwise say is that I don’t run the site, but stand by believing this would have no purpose other than some ingroup high fives. I think I’m pretty ingroup conscious and still I had trouble understanding some of the sarcasm and metaphor in this and I can’t imagine anyone outgroup having any idea at all. If it is for morale boosting then great I suppose, if it meant to be compelling to anyone else, I’m a bit more dubious. I’m only one man with one man’s opinion though. Mr Heretic is clearly a smart dude, but it seems… Read more »