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Jewing Down Annie

by Revilo P. Oliver

MANY Americans, full of Christian hootch, have locked their minds up in the dog house, to prevent embarrassing ratiocination, and snivelled as they read Anne Frank’s Diary, a tale about an adolescent female who, to avoid being incinerated by the awful Germans, had to live in hiding with a pack of her compatriots on two floors of a house and in a set of apartments that was concealed behind a swinging bookcase so the Gestapo couldn’t guess how much of the building they couldn’t find. The pitiable Jews were cowering in such fear that they almost strangled a Jewess to prevent her coughs from being overheard by the ubiquitous Gestapo, which, however, never listened when the Jews staged brawls from time to time, yelling at each other and even firing revolvers. The author of the tale had quite a swinging imagination and makes some readers blubber, although they would do better to spend their time with Andrew Lang’s Red Fairy Book or some of its eleven polychrome sequels.

The yarn about Anne Frank, in its several revisions and many translations, has sold an enormous number of copies, and I hear that it is even foisted on helpless schoolchildren in place of “Rumpelstiltskin” or The Wizard of Oz. But Little Annie Sheeny’s tawdry tale is about worn out and the addition of maunderings about puberty and sex in the latest revisions are not enough to give it more zip. A better yarn to jerk tears from the thoughtless is needed.

In their latest bulletin, the German-American Political Action Committee reproduce photographically an article from the Washington Times, 7 November 1986. There is a picture of three laughing Jewesses, who, it seems, have just remembered all they suffered when they hid from the dreadful Nazis from 1942 to 1945 in a small town in Poland, which, according to The (London) Times‘ comprehensive atlas, is forty-two miles east-north-east from Cracow. The three aver that they were part of a party of nine of God’s persecuted darlings who, for — nota bene — a period of two and one-half years lay hidden under the floorboards of a storage room in a trench that was — nota bis bene — twenty inches deep, five feet wide, and seven feet long. The nine of them spent two and one-half years in that space under the floor, never daring to speak above a whisper, never able to stand up, and nourished by bread and water that was stealthily handed down to them once a day. Now that’s a tale that puts the author of Annie’s diary hopelessly out of the running for the next Ignobel Prize. Even Norwegian numbskulls can tell which is the juicier yarn.

The Times does remark that the space in which the nine Yids spent two and one-half years was the size of two coffins, but it does not explain how nine bodies can be packed into two coffins — it couldn’t — and it doesn’t express the faintest doubt about the absolute truth of the story — it didn’t dare. And although the Moon’s newspaper doesn’t say so, my guess is that printing presses are being tuned up this minute for a marathon run of a fat book that will give all the malodorous details, which American schoolchildren will be forced to pretend they believe.

Now I am waiting for a true story from some of the six million victims of the gas chambers who are now in the United States and drawing blackmail money from the Germans who incinerated them forty-three years ago. They can give us a truly heart-rending description of all their sensations as they inhaled the poison gas, of all the excruciating details of their death agonies, of all they suffered from the heat as they were cremated in the gas ovens, of all their shivering molecules endured out on the cold ash-heap, and, finally, of their glorious relief when they resurrected on the third day, as spry as ever, and sprinted for the first ship to the Promised Land that Yahweh gave them across the Atlantic. That book should be a knock-out. And it should sell like hot cakes in Canada, where people who say they don’t believe it will be arrested and imprisoned, and where, it is quite likely, the same punishment will be inflicted on Aryans who wickedly fail to buy a copy of the newest gospel.

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Source: Liberty Bell magazine, April 1987

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Patrick Pappano
Patrick Pappano
12 April, 2021 7:45 am

If one studies actual events it will become clear that the Third Reich saved the Jews, not killed them. The killing would be done by the allies. Jews are city dwellers and being removed from the cities, missed the firebombing of Hamburg, Berlin, Dresden and other cities. They were safely tucked away in labor camps. But Jewish victims were needed for the Holocaust, so food transport to the camps was destroyed, allowing the allies to save the starving Jews. Still, many perished but were left above ground for a month giving Hollywood time to get there and set up their stage sets and cameras. Reality is irrelevant. What counts is what shows up in TV screens, movie screens, newspapers, magazines, etc.That is reality to Americans.

Truthweed
Truthweed
Reply to  Patrick Pappano
15 April, 2021 8:21 pm

Greetings Patrick. Yes, the lying propogandists chose producers and directors of horror films like Hitchcock and Wilder to produce false records of concentration camps.

David R. Westerlund
David R. Westerlund
12 April, 2021 2:03 pm

Yes Revilo Oliver: The story about “annie” is funny, but you wrote it ~25 years ago. When I was in grade & high school we had to read, & believed those stories true. (1940-52). Today, 2021 the jew has made even a greater lie story, about a virus that affects the whole world. And the I.Q. of the White population has lowered due to integration with lower I.Q.’s. Now we (not I) believe both. There seems to be no way to stop the jew from controlling the world with their lies.

Walt Hampton
Walt Hampton
Reply to  David R. Westerlund
14 April, 2021 3:51 pm

Yes indeed. The Deadly Virus has replaced
The Holo$aust as the Jews’ latest big lie.
The brain-dead Goyim are stumbling all over
themselves to get the latest kill shots.

Angelicus
Angelicus
Reply to  Walt Hampton
14 April, 2021 7:30 pm

How very true my friend! I live in Argentina and most of my friends (who, incidentally share my political ideas) are looking forward to the jabs. Two weeks ago I spoke to them against this hateful scam called “covid-19” and the vaccines It was pointless. They would not believe me. I am seriously considering breaking up with them. I can’t stand their stupidity. I tell you, I am sick of people, they are despicable!

Walt Hampton
Walt Hampton
Reply to  Angelicus
15 April, 2021 4:48 pm

Indeed so. The vast majority
of humans everywhere are 
mindless cattle, without 
even benefit of a thought 
of their own.

Our President “Uncle Joe” 
is another one of them. 
This country is finished. 
It is going the way of
the old Soviet Union. 
The only question is 
how much blood will
be shed in the process.  

Thwolführer Krisztcharl
Thwolführer Krisztcharl
Reply to  Walt Hampton
25 April, 2021 3:54 pm

Those who are ‘mindless cattle’ will acquiesce to thier own butchery, but the hunter shall shepherd and preserve the faithful of his flock. The deceivers use our own strength against us, that is, unity under a single banner, by corrupting, twisting, and replacing that which was our own, so that it is no longer honest and good, but the devout shall resolve to forge their fires anew when the beacon of light dawns to guide them forward.

mortal goyal
mortal goyal
Reply to  Angelicus
24 April, 2021 11:20 am

yeah
i don’t even bother trying to talk to the people around me about anything but the weather anymore…it’s pointless and exasperating. they either look at me like i’m from mars, or recoil in defensiveness and call me names taught to them by Big Jew on the telly they worship .
these levels of abject stupidity and pavlonian conformity are disappointing to say the least. i was naive to think things would be different with people.

for 57 years i’ve watched everyday people swallow each spoonful incrementally fed them by the Jew. why should now be any different?

this Virus Hoax is the big payoff for Kikery…..yet still they bitch and moan.

anonymous
anonymous
Reply to  Walt Hampton
24 April, 2021 12:19 am

It just dawned on me!
Could it be possible that Bill Gates and his pharmacologic psychopaths actually be doing us a favor by ridding us of these brain-dead Goyim anyway?

Walt Hampton
Walt Hampton
Reply to  anonymous
24 April, 2021 4:19 pm

That is the way I look at it.

Thwolführer Krisztcharl
Thwolführer Krisztcharl
Reply to  anonymous
25 April, 2021 4:03 pm

It is theorized that everything hidden under the pretense of national security is that the Allied Banking/Enslaving Clans are still waging war against the Axis, only in space, and that this is all a precursor to the next war, which is simply the continuation of the old one; those who do not belong using us and our sisters to fight against our brothers trying to free us.
Tis only a theory, but does make you think, for at least we are assured that the U.S. government is not honest, nor true, and therefore illegitimate.

Truthweed
Truthweed
Reply to  Thwolführer Krisztcharl
25 April, 2021 7:04 pm

Greetings Thwolführer Krisztcharl. Any authority that frollows an undisclosed foreign agenda is corrupt.

DASREICH
DASREICH
Reply to  Walt Hampton
25 April, 2021 12:30 am

Not I, i`m holding out for a bit,like a year.

Thwolführer Krisztcharl
Thwolführer Krisztcharl
Reply to  David R. Westerlund
25 April, 2021 3:39 pm

“There seems to be no way to stop the jew from controlling the world with their lies.”

Of course there is. Be one with the Truth, disavow all deception and deceivers, expose the liars, and stand your ground.

Prinz Edelhart
Prinz Edelhart
12 April, 2021 7:56 pm

Inquiring minds want to know: How and where did the floorboard people go potty ?

Walt Hampton
Walt Hampton
Reply to  Prinz Edelhart
22 April, 2021 1:00 am

If you got a howl out 
of that, then you will 
get an unadulterated 
ROAR out of this:
The Jewess Who Shat 
Diamonds!

http://holocaustcontroversies.blogspot.com/2010/01/irene-zisblatt-diamond-girl-fact-or.html  

DASREICH
DASREICH
Reply to  Walt Hampton
25 April, 2021 12:32 am

She`s a beaut, that one! LOL

DASREICH
DASREICH
Reply to  Walt Hampton
25 April, 2021 12:34 am

Page goes to refuting revisionism.14.

Walt Hampton
Walt Hampton
Reply to  DASREICH
26 April, 2021 8:18 pm

Well, I don’t get it. I have the page open to
another window and I am looking at it right
now:

As the diamond episode is central in the
marketing of Mrs. Zisblatt’s book – and
also in her contribution to the documentary
The Last Days with the sub-title Everything
you are about to see is true – Holocaust
deniers hook up particularly on this part
of her story. They say that the repeated
swallowing of cut diamonds would have hurt
Chanas esophagus and intestines…”

http://holocaustcontroversies.blogspot.com/2010/01/irene-zisblatt-diamond-girl-fact-or.html

Prinz Edelhart
Prinz Edelhart
Reply to  Walt Hampton
27 April, 2021 9:19 pm

I remember a BBC movie – might have been a Miss Marple, Hercule Poirot or Father Brown mystery – in which someone is murdered by dropping the whiskers of a stuffed tiger (from the lobby) into his soup.
They puncture his intestines and he bleeds out internally.
Oddly, he does not notice these needles of death as he’s eating the soup…..
I once swallowed a tiny fragment of one of those copper scouring pads and my throat hurt immediately and for days.
Felt like I had choked on a razor blade.

Geli
Geli
22 April, 2021 2:08 am

That’s funny, I’ve been reading books written before the twentieth century, year 1810, one written in the 16 century and another in the early nineteenth century, and all nations were not very fond of them. They never write anything good about them and even describe their avarice greed that is characteristic of them. To my surprise, they are very superstitious people. I had to admit I was one of them that read and believed in the Anne Frank fable, until it got into some details that I thought impossible in her situation. One important thing about writing is that its supposed to grasp the reader, relate to the individual, draw from the emotional aspect, but it lacks something that begs for truth. There was a tree outside a window she… Read more »

Thwolführer Krisztcharl
Thwolführer Krisztcharl
25 April, 2021 3:34 pm

Hehehe Such sardonic style of penmanship made me chuckle. Let us give Thanks round the anniversary of Unser Führer’s birthday, and await the real resurrection of his indomitable spirit upon the Enlightened Children of the Sun from the North.