Classic EssaysRevilo P. Oliver

God Save the Queen!

by Revilo P. Oliver

THE PART-JEWISH Heir Apparent to the throne of Little Britain, Charles, Prince of Wales, had until recently a confidential body servant named Stephen Barry. Early in October 1986 Stevie died of Immunity Deficiency, and, according to The Sun (London), 9 October, the pervert’s demise has created a kind of panic in the households of the royal family.

A former senior footman in the Queen’s household told the newspaper that Stevie’s position as personal valet to Prince Charles made him the top dog among the servants in every household of the royal family they visited. At Buckingham Palace, he used to hold romps with the footmen in the evenings after the Queen’s dinner table had been cleared. Having the evangelical ideals of one variety of the “Liberation Gospel,” Stevie fought against bigotry by inviting very young men to parties on the Footmen’s Floor of the Palace, where, after appraising the charms of the several guests, “he would have his eye on a particular boy and you could bet that by the end of the evening the lad was legless with drink.” The boy was then carried to bed, where Stevie, in the words of an implicitly homosexual version of the Gospel of Mark, “taught him the mystery of the kingdom of God.” He probably also taught him the mysteries of the virus of Immunity Deficiency.

Stevie was totally promiscuous and copulated with all the boys and young men whom he could get, but, according to the newspaper, six of his special favorites among the male servants of the royal households, who are known in the footmen’s quarters by such sobriquets as “Polly,” “Bertha,” and “Kitty,” are so distressed by the untimely death of their lover-boy that they have identified themselves, but only two of them are willing to be tested medically to determine whether or not Stevie gave them a bonus token of his affection; the other four prefer not to know for certain. I am sure your heart aches with compassion for the dear creatures.

According to the former senior footman who was the newspaper’s informant about Stevie’s recreations, the Queen must have been aware of the vermin in her palace long before Stevie’s death. On one occasion, when a cute elf, garbed as a footman, came to serve her at the table, mincing and shaking its girlish curls, she bade it be gone. Queen Elizabeth II presumably thought that, even in the squalor of a Britain become multi-racial, a royal footman should try to maintain some superficial similarity to a man.

Englishmen (as distinct from the niggers and wogs with which they are filling their little island to please Jesus’s relatives) will now see a deeper meaning in the words when they intone “God Save the Queen,” a once noble hymn of triumph, now become shrill mockery as its tremulous and dying notes are carried away on the winds of change.

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Source: Liberty Bell magazine, May 1987

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cas
cas
20 December, 2020 1:16 am

It is as easy to see the punishment that white men are apparently doing to themselves first in UK and following us everywhere for going after germany in WW1&2. Reaping and sowing at work here. Easy contrast one can point out Germany flourished without usury and well modern white countries gravel because of usury. Germany a work based economy america a greed based economy. The saying physical based israel is the deathbed of empires apparently rings true

Stefan
Stefan
20 December, 2020 5:43 am

Revilo as pithily scornful as ever.Great writer.

guest
guest
20 December, 2020 9:47 am

In many circumstances, a monarchy ruled by the same stock as those they rule is better for the people than a demockracy. This particular royal family are worthless parasites.

Karen
Karen
21 December, 2020 9:34 am

I’m glad that Uncle Adolph isn’t around to see what the west has become.

Truthweed
Truthweed
22 December, 2020 12:17 am

It is a revelation that the Queen is not a supporter of gay homosexualty.

Geli
Geli
22 December, 2020 10:59 pm

The way the author just defile the words of the Bible is as grimacing as Stevie perverting young boys. The British have always been a menace to society, long before WWII… If any one reads books as old as 1890’s, the British have always been soling good names everwhere. They besmeared the Boer’s as filthy, backwood rebels. You can even go as far back in Napoleon’s day. But who is the lesser evil when you use God to defame the British, that God is to blame for what they do? That they do evil in the name of God? God, has given us free will, we choose to reap what we sow. The British don’t love God, when it is shown by their actions. In the 1800s and early 1900… Read more »

The Ghost of Lou Byers
The Ghost of Lou Byers
Reply to  Geli
22 December, 2020 11:17 pm

Geli, let me put it as directly as I can so you’ll know where we’re coming from: One can be a very moral person — and even love the Creator, love God — and yet know that the Bible is NOT true and NOT holy. All the stories in the Bible are fictional, and furthermore it was written and compiled almost exclusively by Jews. Therefore we should not believe in the Bible or support institutions based on it. I am sorry if you are offended or cannot accept this, but this is the INESCAPABLE conclusion, formed after a lifetime of research, of a moral and decent man who was a sincere and true-believing Christian in his youth. Revilo Oliver was one of those who helped me to understand. I know… Read more »