Bring Forth the Cleansing Hell Fire
THERE WAS A TIME, and it wasn’t all that long ago, when magazines for teenage girls were mere innocent entertainment. Mainly clothes and make-up. And romance. Said romance was of the innocent-girl-swept-off-her-feet-by-charming-suitor who in true gentlemanly fashion never ‘takes advantage of her’. My oh my how things have changed.
From Teen Vogue:
“Anal Sex: What You Need to Know”
“How to Masturbate If You Have a Penis: There is no wrong way to self-love.”
“This Is How to Masturbate if You Have a Vagina): Step by step.”
“What Consent in BDSM Actually Looks Like: Because there are no fifty shades of grey, just black and white.”
“6 Myths About Queer Sex DEBUNKED. Queer sex isn’t some incredible anomaly.”
“How to Talk to Your Siblings About Their Sexual Identity Love is love is love is love is love.”
“EVERYTHING You Should Know Before Getting an IUD”
This is the output from just one of the magazine’s contributors, the depraved, degenerate mentally-unhinged succubus Gigi Engle. Or, pardon my paranoia, but should that be (((Engle)))? My rage at such demonology is visceral, my hatred for everyone associated with it irremediable. Perhaps divine Providence will afflict them with an inoperable flesh-eating virus. They are evil incarnate, polluting the minds of our daughters, the wives and mothers of tomorrow. If there is a just God He must have a special place in hell reserved for these fiends.
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Source: Irish Savant