The Latest in Holohoaxing
by Revilo P. Oliver
MAJOR CLERKIN of the Euro-American Alliance, in its bulletin for June 1989, reports that he had the fortitude to sit through the latest mass of cinematographic garbage, called War and Remembrance, which, for five long nights, was thrown in the faces of addicts of boob-tubes by the “American [sic!] Broadcasting Company.” According to Major Clerkin, the dreary drivel has been revised to eliminate some of the more patent absurdities that have been pointed out by honest investigators of the Yids’ biggest Big Lie, their filthy fiction about a “Holocaust.”
For example, there was a complete change in depiction of the way in which the German pesticide, Zyklon B, was used to gas God’s Darlings. The new fiction was devised to be less obviously ludicrous. And there was a new exercise of malevolent fantasy to explain why the tons of sacred ashes from incinerated Sheenies disappeared and left no trace. And there were many other revisions of the Big Lie; for the details, see Major Clerkin’s bulletin. It appears, therefore, that the race to whom Yahweh gave the universe is coming to suspect that the gullibility of Christianized goyim is not quite infinite.
A real innovation in Holohoaxing is evidently being tried out experimentally before being inflicted on Americans and Europeans. I owe my knowledge of it to Candour, March-April 1989.
Simpletons are now told how the African Plague originated. That wicked man, Adolf Hitler, had his diabolical scientists manufacture a deadly lentivirus, which they called “Virus Q.” It destroyed the immune system of individuals and irremediably caused a painful death after a delay that might last for years. And when Hitler was determined to “bring the Americans to their knees” in 1941, he was so evil that he selected Virus Q as the perfect weapon for destroying “sex-crazed degenerates.”
A plane was crammed full of the virus and took off for the United States, flying over a circuitous route that passed over Africa.(1) It was unfortunately shot down over Africa and crashed, disseminating its deadly cargo among the noble niggers of that continent. That evil genius, Hitler, was “outraged” by the mishap to his wonderful airplane, and even more outraged the next day, when the laboratory in which Virus Q was manufactured was destroyed in a bombing raid, thus obliterating all traces of the diabolical Germans’ work.
(1. There is clearly some slight mistake. No aëroplane manufactured before 1945 could have flown the distance of the planned route without refuelling several times. It follows therefore that the Jews’ witness must have been wrong about this detail. The virus must have been despatched in a “flying saucer,” which crashed in Africa. As everyone now knows, such craft can fly at enormous speeds for years on end without landing for fuel and supplies, and the addicts of the “UFO” fantasies should eagerly accept this new proof of their claims.)
This story is verified by the unimpeachable testimony of a former member of the German General Staff, Rudolph Kessler, now an old man of eighty, who suddenly remembered the facts after he was discovered in Brazil by the Yids. Hearing of the growing epidemic of “AIDS” in Africa and its consequences in the United States, penitent old Kessler said, “It seems like Der Führer’s dreams may come true after all.”
This story is a juicy novelty in Holohoaxing, and if it works, it will undoubtedly be rammed into the minds of American children in the public boob-hatcheries.
No one has ascertained whether Rudolph Kessler really exists, or, if he does, whether he made the statements attributed to him in Kikes’ liepapers, or, if he did, whether the poor old man was in a state of senile imbecility and, in the wildly inflated economy of Brazil, eagerly grasped a few cruzeiros as a reward for repeating a lie.
Whatever the truth about Kessler, it is obvious that the creative genius of God’s Own has not lost its vigor — or its contemptuous disregard of common sense.
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Source: Liberty Bell magazine, November 1989