Hate Crime Hoaxer Wanted Attention

WE ALREADY have our highly scientific conclusions ready to go, now we just need some evidence. This is the problem of modern leftism, a difficulty usually evaded simply by ignoring facts entirely while relying on the tried-and-true strategies of name-calling, virtue signaling, life-wrecking and a general atmosphere of outrageous lies and endless persecution of anyone who dares to question them. This monopoly on moral violence has begun to collapse. The U.S.S.A. is dead and gone. In the place of Orwellian tyranny we now have direct physical attacks stripped of any contrived moral component and a steady parade of fake news. Our enemy is imploding, making every mistake imaginable now. They’ve replaced their Saul Alinsky with Star Wars. In Middle America, a bloated and debased neck-beard “muslim” attempts a phony hate crime, because we haven’t had one of those in several hours.

A Muslim student at a liberal arts college in Wisconsin has been arrested for spray painting reprehensible anti-Muslim messages on his own dorm room door and then filing a report claiming that he was the victim of a hate crime.

Here’s the Muslim in question (above)…

Look at this piece of human waste. A White “man” so degraded and weak that he decided to follow the moon cult, perhaps hoping some of the violent masculinity of the desert pederasts would rub off. Instead this omega male only sunk deeper into the reeking swamp of leftist nihilism, climaxing with a phony hate crime. Hey lib, watcha doin’?!? If our enemies win chubby here would be killed and eaten, but I suppose that threat seems far away when you live in the most segregated state in America and haunt a cultural-marxist echo chamber while piling up pounds of flesh in kosher student loans.

The totally fake hate crime occurred last weekend at Beloit College, a 1,400-student bastion bursting with idiosyncratic individualists who enjoy leftist politics.

LOL. I’m an individualist! I converted to stone cube worship and then trashed my own room! I’m full of lovable wackiness!

The student who falsely claimed that he was a victim of a terrible hate crime is Michael Kee, campus police told regional Fox affiliate WQRF-TV.

If you’re reading this Michael, I’m going to help you. Drop out of the communist indoctrination center. Learn a trade. Begin weight training, focusing on the big three lifts. Ash can the Islam. Shave yourself. Fix your diet. Who am I kidding, you won’t do any of these things. You’ll keep wallowing in the Marxist sewer for the next decade, until you become a hopeless human derelict. Isn’t that right, butterball?

There were three spray-painted messages — all in bold red. In addition to “Sand nigger go home,” the other two messages read “#muslimban” and “Die,” according to a contemporaneous account by the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel.

Cargo cult hashtags and the Ess Enn word. Seems legitimate.

There was also a red swastika spray-painted on a wall across from Kee’s room on the third floor of Bushnell Hall, an ugly slab of concrete on the Beloit campus.

I don’t have a picture, but I think it’s safe to say it was incorrectly made.

The Journal Sentinel identifies Kee as Muslim.

Some Whites aren’t salvageable.

The discovery came three days after Beloit campus police had opened a separate investigation into an anti-Semitic note that another student found slipped under a dorm room door.

This one is probably real. Hey rabbi, etc.

“Kike, You should be gassed for what you say & do on this campus. Be worried cunt,” the anti-Semitic note read, according to The Times of Israel.

I can’t get over how believable this is. Pound sign kill all Jews. You go up chimney now, pal. *incorrectly made swastika*

Investigators say Kee, 20, eventually admitted that he perpetrated the hoax because he hoped to receive the same kind of attention received by the student who allegedly received the anti-Semitic note.

What is your major malfunction, numbnuts? Didn’t Mommy and Daddy show you enough attention when you were a child?

“There were certain indicators that led us to believe there was a little more to the story,” Beloit police chief David Zibolski told WQRF-TV.

Beloit campus police say they believe the anti-Semitic note slipped under the dorm door is a legitimate hate crime. They have named no suspects. They say they continue to investigate.

I mean, one of them has to actually be real. Right? Right???

The Milwaukee Journal Sentinel suggested that Kee’s hoax hate crime was part of “chaos” building “around the country over President Donald Trump’s executive order temporarily banning immigration from seven predominantly Muslim countries.”

How can we blame Trump for the antics of broken, mentally defective communist scumbags?

Beloit College president Scott Bierman sent a campus-wide email lamenting the “horrifying hate-filled threat” police now say Kee perpetrated on himself.

The college president con game. Take a goofy “diversity” photo, condemn phony hate crimes, make huge shekels.

After the hoax was exposed, Beloit College released a statement indicating that the school vows to crack down on hate crimes.

Now that it has been revealed that we were burning people at the stake because teenage girls wanted attention and revenge against adults they didn’t like it’s clear what lesson we should learn. We vow to crack down harder than ever on witchcraft, heresy, evil root wizards and shapeshifters.

“This situation does not diminish the college’s resolve in resisting xenophobia, anti-Semitism, racism, and Islamophobia that aims to intimidate and silence its targets,” reads the statement obtained by Madison, Wisconsin NBC affiliate WMTV.

There are plenty of real broom-riders out there, you can be sure of that.

The Beloit campus police department issued a similar statement.

LOL. Microsoft Word probably has a special template you can use to save time. Type in communist neologisms, choose your emotionally pandering and bombastic overstatements (We can not let evil triumph through the inaction of good people! etc.) select your font, and the “statement” is ready to go and 100% kosher.

“Kee’s incident does not diminish our resolve going forward with these reported incidents and any other reported crimes of this nature,” the campus police said.

We have learned nothing! I love Big Brother!

The cost for a single year of tuition, fees and room and board at Beloit is $55,206, according to the school’s website.

Good grief. That’s a high price to pay to have a Jew empty its lower intestine into your frontal lobes.

The hoax at Beloit adds a fresh chapter to the ever-growing throng of alleged hate crimes that turned out to be hoaxes.

We would like to remind you that the inquisition is serving the public good and you should listen to what we tell you and not whatever your lying eyes pick up.

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Source: Modern Heretic